Vancouver Canucks & Luongo Break The Rules

Posted by Mother Pucker on September 30th, 2008

Well the Vancouver Canucks have gone ahead and named Roberto Luongo as their captain. I feel like finishing this post right there due to it being a stunning statement on its own, but what the hell, may as well point out the obvious rule breaking by the Canucks, and throw up a picture of what his jersey, and in fact all of the Canucks captains jersey’s from now on should look like.

Anyway, down to the rules, copied and pasted straight from NHL.com:

No playing Coach or playing Manager or goalkeeper shall be permitted to act as Captain or Alternate Captain.

Did they forget that Luongo plays goal? Or is Canucks management still dreaming of Super Roberto doing everything for this team, and hoping that he will stand tall in net, yet have enough speed to race to the other end of the ice and back to contribute offensively?

Only the Captain, when invited to do so by the Referee, shall have the privilege of discussing any point relating to the interpretation of rules. Any Captain or player who comes off the bench and makes any protest or intervention with the Officials for any purpose shall be assessed a minor penalty for unsportsmanlike conduct under Rule 41(b) – Abuse of Officials.

So what happens on nights when they actually sit the only reason this team wins? Will he be able to jump over the boards to dispute something or just have a friendly chat with the refs? No. Will they name a backup captain to take the C from him for those 6 or 7 games he won’t play this season? I doubt that Mitchell or Ohlund, either of which should have been named captain, will wan’t to jump on that looser wagon.