Tuukka Rask Loses His Mind
Posted by Mother Pucker on March 23rd, 2009Tuukka Rask of the Providence Bruins does his best impression of you name it, Hextal, Thomas, Roloson, whatever goalie you can think of first that frequently snaps in the crease.
Friday night the Bruins played the Albany River Rats, and teams took it to a shootout. Below is the video of how this all started, but I’ll give you the play-by-play:
Forward: Skate skate skate, aw shit I lost the puck.
Rask: Hah he lost the puck, I’m just gonna flop around here and cool my back on the ice.
Forward: Maybe I’ll just shoot it anyway.
Rask: WTF?
Ref: It’s still forward motion buddy, so it counts.
Next shooter: Zing!
Ref: Goal!
Rask: That hit the post! This post you goof!
Rask: That’s it, I’m gonna smash my stick on the glass so hard that I scare the fans. I still need something to throw… how about this milk crate? I hate milk crates… who’s drinking milk during the game anyway? This thing is OUTTA HYAR!
Maybe he is lactose intolerant…someone put it there to taunt him…
Justin
@hockeycardshow
That stick flinging reminded me of the boomerang scene in The Road Warrior. All that clip needed was a feral kid and it would have been considered a remake.