Sean Avery Resumes Modeling Career
Tweet Posted by Mother Pucker on December 14th, 2008Word is that Sean Avery, formerly of the Dallas Stars, is set to resume his modelling career. Initial reports state that Avery will become Target’s new sock model, replace the Toys R Us giraffe, along with other things. In speaking with his agent, I’ve learned that he may become a poster boy for those back few pages of your favourite smut magazine as well.
Ok in all seriousness, Avery has been turfed by the Dallas Stars, and is now in some sort of limbo. Does this spell the end for the agitator, or will he find another home? Maybe the Rangers want him back? I don’t have any prediction, though I hope he is done, so I want to hear from you. Is this the end for Sean Avery?
I’m sure the Calgar-eeesh, maybe not. Oh, well how about the King-oh that wouldn’t work either. Wait, wait I know, switch conferences and a great team, I’m sure the Canadi-eeh, nevermind…he’s done!
I think he is still a capable hockey player, but it’s 100% going to come down to a team risking their TEAM by taking this guy.
they should bring im to ottawa
sad to say but the man actully brought
some life into the team in new york
ottawa could use some….
Is that all it takes to get banned from the NHL for life? Sloppy seconds? He has a dark past history. It may be coming back to haunt him. I thought he did a great job with the Rangers.
I truly think it’s ridiculous how he got a suspension because of his mouth, i mean, he did worse in his career. I wouldn’t mind seeing someone kick his ass myself but,,, i’d like to see him go to toronto, i hate the Leafs but i think he’d fit with them.
GO HABS GO.
-Nick