Patrice Cormier’s Dirty Hit

Posted by Mother Pucker on January 19th, 2010

So here I am sitting at Original Joe’s trying to enjoy a healthy plate of nachos, wings, and some kind of beer that was on sale when the whole place pretty much gasps when this ‘highlight’ hit the screens. If you haven’t seen it yet, and people twitching bothers you then maybe don’t watch this and instead read my play by play:

Play is coming up the ice… Cormier comes off the bench and skates out there like he wants to kill someone… Cormier lays a vicious elbow on the head of opposing player, knocking him out and sending him into some kind of seizure… players rush him off the ice on the stretcher.

Now what is going to happen to this guy? Just a once off you think?

Just under a month ago at the World Junior Hockey Championships, Cormier was up to the same thing. And listen to that douchebag McGuire, “That was a lot of elbow! huh huh huh haha!”

I don’t know what penalty will come down for this ass clown, but whatever it is I think it has to be AT LEAST on par with what Michael Liambas got for his hit on Ben Fanelli earlier this season in the Ontario Hockey League. Though, with Cormier being the captain of the juniors this year, I think that it’s likely that politics will play a huge role in this guy’s future. He’s a star, he’s a leader, HE IS FUCKING CHEAP! I don’t care who you are, when you go out with pure intent to injure like that, AND SHOW A PATTERN OF SUCH BEHAVIOR, you are DONE in my book.

Yes, I am wound up…