NHL European Expansion Plan is Garbage

Posted by Mother Pucker on October 8th, 2008

I’m glad that I’m not the only one that thought that the NHL’s talks of expanding to Eurpoe stunk like hot garbage. Michael Farber over at Sports Illustrated states “The NHL seems willing to go an awfully long way to spin its wheels.” I agree, and the day that these European expansion talks come to an end will be a great day for hockey.

As with all expansion talks, you have to wonder how adding another 2 or so teams will affect the talent pool. Its already been watered down quite significantly due to past expansion, and I think that it has to stop. You see some of those early pre-season games? Yes there are some kids that are hoping to make the team, and sometimes do, but there are those pluggers that never make it, and spend their entire career in the AHL. If there is expansion, surprise surprise, those players will be suiting up full time in the show, causing your team to be shittier.

As for why NHL European expansion is bad, there are more than enough reasons.

  1. They would have to change the leagues name from the National Hockey League to the International Hockey League, or Atlantic Hockey League, or World Hockey League. Wait a minute! IHL, AHL, WHL are already taken? Not to worry, I’m sure Bettman would have an awesome idea to rename it something catchy like the Worlds Dominant Multi Nation Hockey League.
  2. Anyone think about travel time, jetlag, and players calling in sick because they have the Amsterdam flu? Didn’t think so.
  3. The global economy isn’t doing so hot. I’m no rocket appliance but I think that means that you should NOT be looking to expand into new areas when you are unsure of how financially viable they are going to be. Then again, this is the NHL (WDMNHL), who has been greedy enough to take the franchise fee millions in the past, and not really give a flying one where the team ends up. Even a non hockey fan should be able to name two or three cities where there shouldn’t be a NHL team.

Anyway, instead of going on and on, I’m turning the floor over to you to let us know what you think of European expansion. If you couldn’t tell already, I think its hot garbage. You?