Hot Shots of the NHL
Posted by Mother Pucker on January 8th, 2009Ok Ladies it’s time to step into action and let us know who you think the best looking, hottest, sexiest, whatever player in the NHL is. This is the first round where I’m just collection submissions (cuz I have no freakin’ idea) as to who you’d like to vote for in an actual poll.
Why am I doing this? 1, don’t want all the female readers to start/continue complaining about the guys talkig about sexism and ice girls etc, and 2, I’m trying to find a new girlfriend for Mike Fisher so that I can continue to pursue Carrie Underwood myself
So start writing in your favourites in the comments! You have until this Sunday!

devin setoguchi. used to be scottie hannan, but what the hell is going on with him now ?
Well… Trevor Linden… but since he is retired I have turned to Taylor Pyatt (the eyes!) and Sid the Kid… the crooked teeth are soooo cute!
hahaha oh please, take carrie underwood
my sister will be much happier.
she got so upset over finding out that mike fishers dating her
she came in my room acting seriously upset.. i thought something was really wrong.
and then she told me and i burst out laughing. she’s literally depressed about it, the poor girl.
and well.. me personally..
i have a thing for jochen hecht, as weird as that sounds..
but i also think a lot of others are good looking too.
i like vesa toskala as well
Max Talbot. Best looking in my opinion. But also Mike Modano, Kris Letang, Shane Doan, Marc-Andre Fleury…
There are many good looking guys in the NHL, but I’m not one to be a bitch and call guys ‘ugly.’ Haha…great blog man.
It’s ABOUT TIME someone started this up! I’ve been meaning to put together a list for my own blog actually. But really? Carrie? Not “sloppy seconds” Elisha?
Anyway….
Marc-Andre Fleury
Max Talbot
(Nice Kaitlin….)
Henrik Lundqvist (pains me to say)
aaand Taylor Pyatt is pretty good
Brooks Laich and Ed Jovanovski! And Ovie.
Jason Arnott – Nashville
Kevin Bieksa – Vancouver
Ron Stern – Calgary Flames Alumni
MAXIM AFINOGENOV!
I DON’T CARE WHAT YUNS SAY.
phil oreskovic. theres competition? seriously? he wins hands down.
IMO, Patrik Elias (Devils).
Also a lot of Devils girls will say Zach Parise…
I’d have to say Sidney Crosby is delish… but I still have a thing for Chris Pronger. He’s cuter in an Oilers uniform… but don’t get me started
Chris Phillips and Ryan Miller.
(What? I have AMAZING taste)
The one that scores goals for my team.
Ethan Moreau with the Oilers takes the cake for me.
See, I would normally have said Jose Theodore (who was long referred to as “yummy goalie”) but then he went and got covered in the skank that does not wash off, so I’d have to say Patrick Kane, Taylor Pyatt, and I personally have a thing for Jody Shelley…
About time is right! Ok any player wearing a SJ Sharks jersey does it for me. But to narrow it down, I like the mature guys…JR, Danny Boyle. Of course Craig Rivet too. Are you going to post the total results? Should be interesting?
Henrik Lundqvist, hands down.
Does J.F. Jacques count? If not… I guess Ethan Moreau.
Kevin Bieksa & Taylor Pyatt are my are amazingly attractive (but I may be a bit biased because I’m a Canucks fan
)
So is Henrik Lundvqvist
I gotta say Danny Carcillo is the clear winner for me. Even with his newly lost 3 front teeth. I also think Kurt Sauer just radiates sexiness. Of course, I’m partial to anyone in a Coyotes uni. Can I nominate my entire team for best looking team in the NHL??? I think they’d win, no contest…
Ossi Vaananen…
And that’s the final word…
Zach Parise, Maxim Lapierre and Mike Komisarek.
I love my RedWing Swedes! The perfect human being, Nick Lidstrom; gentlman, class and a really good dad, Zetterberg,Lilja AHL Jonathan. Ericsson (Griffins) Canadian Red Winger; Derek Meach, Use to like bad boy Hull. And a honorable mention to the boyish charms of Datsyuk, Ozzy never ages that cutey, great personality too. Hockey players are so Hot!
Sidney Crosby & Marc-Andre Fleury from the Pens.
Eric Staal from the Hurricanes.
Very sad to see so many women with bad taste!
Two people come to mind right off the bat:
Ethan Moreau;
Sheldon Souray
About Sheldon. I’ve had friends who can’t stand the Oilers just go bat?*&% over the guy. Once they show him on TV they get all up and send me text messages with “WHO IS #44?” “Can I love him and not the Oilers” etc.
I fancy Zetterberg.
DEFINITELY Brooks Laich and Tom Poti of the Caps… orgasmic
Mike Green
Brooks Laich
Jose Theodore
Matt Pettinger
1. Mike Modano (duh!)
2. Joel & Henrik Lundqvist (the whole twin thing just makes them hotter)
3. Henrik Zetterberg (Wasn’t he on My So Called Life?)
4. Aaron Voros (He’s a Rangers)
5. Mark Messier (’cause he’s everything a hockey player should be!)
I see a couple people have already mentioned Henrik Lundqvist, so I won’t mention him again.
Shanahan also deserves some attention. He has gotten hotter as he’s gotten older.
And if we’re talking retired players, Adam Graves was my hockey love for many, many years. His number will be retired by the Rangers on Feb. 3!
Henrik Lundqvist
Joffrey Lupul
Zach Parisi
If I can only name 3. I could go on and on! TJ Oshie, and forever hottie Chris Chelios.
I’ll stop, but I could go on and on! ha!
Can’t believe I spelled Zach Parise’s name wrong! He was my son’s coach at UND when Zach was a senior! OMG~was super cute then and now! And sooo good with the kiddies! Zach autographed Dylan’s jersey he wore, and it’s practically in a shrine! We aren’t devils fans (AT ALL) but love Zach! He’s so awesome!
Gotta be Crosby. Classic boy next door type, though he is too young for – well, almost everybody.
I cannot believe no one mentioned Rick DiPietro. Seriously?
As an Habs fan, I’ll vote for players I know. Maxim Lapierre and Sergei Kostitsyn are the best looking ones.
Love Antoine Vermette, Zetterberg, Parise & Pyatt too.
Henrik Lundqvist has adorned my dorm room wall for my entire college career, and I have a soft spot for Dan Girardi and Martin St. Louis…
COLIN WILSON .
and then Pyatt, Dipietro and the Schenn brothers.
Elisha Cuthbert is a whore and Dion should have picked ANYBODY but her.
Schenn brothers, in particular Luke. Brayden hasn’t been drafted yet (although he will be on friday)
Also, Marc-Andre Fleury, Sidney Crosby, Evgeni Malkin, Kris Letang, Max Talbot, Brooks Orpik, Petr Sykora
AND Vesa Toskala
as for the non penguins/leafs:
antoine vermette, kari lehtonen, sergei federov, nicklas backstrom (caps), vincent lecavalier, cam ward, jordan (ok he’s a penguin), eric, marc and jared staal, carey price and jose theodore
ERIC STAAL…… LUV him SUPER SEXY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!