Hilary Rhoda and Sean Avery
Tweet Posted by Mother Pucker on June 23rd, 2009Looks like Sean Avery has picked up some sloppy seconds of his own by snagging Sports Illustrated model Hilary Rhoda from NY Jets QB Mark Sanchez.
The New York Times is reporting that Avery and Rhoda were spotted at some place called Brother Jimmy’s in Murray Hill last night, getting quite friendly with each other while doing shots of Jack and Patron.
First things first, if this chick does shots of Jack, then someone better put on a ring on that quick!
K, back to reality. Let’s say that Avery and Rhoda stay together for a while, and then Sanchez and Cuthbert hook up? Would those sloppy seconds cancel each other out then? What about Phaneuf? If he and Avery (probably the gayest looking of the three) hooked up would that be some kind of kissing your cousin sloppy seconds?
Speaking of Sean Avery, anyone notice that the half-man dude (Sam Worthington) from Terminator Salvation looks a lot like him?
Bitch please! Hilary Rhoda is nobody’s sloppy seconds. That is some hot-as-fuck grade-A woman right there.