Comments on: Heroin Beer Served in NHL Arenas

By: nick

nick — Wed, 02 Dec 2009 01:51:30 +0000

im from Etown, and i will testify that heroin beers are alive and well in Rexxal, went to the San Jose game other night. Boo’ed Heatley all night and got fuckin drunk, woke up in morning puked my guts out. Was with abunch of girls, and they took pictures of the game/night…i dont remember any of them!

By: Beer Prices and More in NHL Arenas : Mother Pucker Hockey

Beer Prices and More in NHL Arenas : Mother Pucker Hockey — Tue, 14 Oct 2008 19:56:10 +0000

[...] I posted last week about the Herion Beers that are served at certain arenas around the NHL, I may as well continue on and help the readers [...]

By: Jason

Jason — Fri, 10 Oct 2008 18:07:49 +0000

Seems like regular beer to me. It makes me talk a lot of shit to Blackhawks fans, but I would be doing that regardless of whether I had beer or not.

By: Mother Pucker

Mother Pucker — Fri, 10 Oct 2008 16:31:41 +0000

So you’ve had it before then right? No heroin or crack included in that beer?

By: Jason

Jason — Fri, 10 Oct 2008 16:29:48 +0000

Mother Pucker,
Just because the Bud/Miller is terrible doesn’t mean I don’t break down and drink it anyways.

By: Mother Pucker

Mother Pucker — Fri, 10 Oct 2008 16:16:37 +0000

Jason and BigD,
Next game you’ll have to give it a try. Of course you don’t get free heroin when you buy it out of a bottle or can, so make sure you get the stuff that comes from your arena’s old rusty pipes and taps!

By: BigDHockey

BigDHockey — Fri, 10 Oct 2008 14:34:20 +0000

I have yet to take my shirt off and swing it over my head, but that’s probably because I can’t be talked into buying the Coors Light or Bud Light draft options they have at the American Airlines Center here in Dallas. For $6-7 a pop. Oh! I can buy a Shiner (which is great), but it costs the same, and all they do is pour it from a bottle into a cup. So, I get 4 oz. less, and I think THAT is up to $8 this season. It’s enough to make a grown man cry. I guess I’ll be sticking to the soda options for $5 a cup…at least you get 32ozs.

By: Jason

Jason — Thu, 09 Oct 2008 20:10:14 +0000

Unfortunately, all I have access to at games in Chicago are Miller and Budweiser products (UGH). At least when I go to games in Detroit they have the good sense to serve Molson.

By: Mother Pucker

Mother Pucker — Thu, 09 Oct 2008 17:32:25 +0000

Haha, that wasn’t a personal quote!

By: jeph

jeph — Thu, 09 Oct 2008 17:29:49 +0000

alright im blaming you as to why they stop beer sales at the mid point of the second period now….. keep your shirt on big sexy….