Free Dallas Stars Snuggie!
Posted by Mother Pucker on December 15th, 2009
Isn’t the Snuggie supposed to be the laughing stock of pretty much everything? Well regardless, the Dallas Stars have decided to give away this elusive item to die hard fans that buy tickets to the league’s three biggest draws…
But come on seriously? How many people in Dallas need to be sitting there on their couch with a snuggie on? If the flames started doing something like this it wouldn’t be as hilarious, but come on Dallas. Give away Stars’ branded oscillating fans or something instead! haha
Anyway, here is a sweet video of the Snuggie in action. They keep talking 3 some, and I know they’re referring to the three game pack, but I can’t help thinking about me in between those two foxes inside that snuggie:

It’s 19 degrees in Dallas tonight with ice and snow all over the place. It isn’t summer here all year long, we do have winter. Not as bad as you badasses up north but still.
19 degrees what? I just had a look at it says it’s 4C or something, which as far I know is a lot more than 19F. Don’t worry Im not slamming anyone, it’s probably like how it can be -22 here and everyone will tack on 10 degrees to make it seem colder.
I WANT TO JUST BUY A DALLAS STARS SNUGGIE AND NOT THE PACKADGE!