Carrie Underwood is Engaged

So what you say? Well you should care because Carrie Underwood is going to be getting hitched to Ottawa Senators star Mike Fisher. I guess Fisher popped the question on Sunday while with his family…

When these two hooked up it was like someone stepped on my heart because Carrie is in my top 3 favourites right now, and the thought of her with a hockey player just crushed me.

But then I thought about this a little more, and by that I mean as I type I’m thinking this stuff up.

She obviously likes hockey dudes, so I say that I still have a chance. Yes, she was with Tony Romo before, but I say that even the best features of Romo and Fisher combined still don’t even come close to matching the looks and qualities I bring to the table. And ps, I play hockey too.

Carrie, I’ll gladly be Fisher’s sloppy seconds when you’re done with him!