30 Teams in 30 Days

Posted by Mother Pucker on July 30th, 2009

NHL.com and the NHL Network will be doing a 30 teams in 30 days thing in August, where they will be doing a team a day, going over their off-season moves, what they need, what they don’t, where they expect them to finish, etc. Here is the schedule:

I imagine this is going to be pretty mainstream, and probably not too exciting. Here are some things that I’d like to see them go over:

  • Who will be the biggest cry baby on the team
  • Who will catch the most tail on a road trip
  • Which married player will catch the most road trip tail
  • Who’s famous girlfriend will end up on the jumbo tron first
  • Who’s going to get fired first
  • Who’s going to get traded first (once the season starts)
  • Who’s going to get laughed out of their own arena first

What do you wanna see?