Archive of 2010 January

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Jade Nicole and Joffrey Lupul

Posted by Mother Pucker on January 29th, 2010

Joffrey Lupul, you are one lucky son of a b. I heard this one flying around a couple of days ago (maybe it was only yesterday, but whatever) and all I can think is how lucky Lupul is to have hooked up with Jade Nicole.Who is she? None other than the Playboy Playmate of the Year (what year I don't know, but she can have it every year).Both of them are Canadian, but I think it's unlikely that they'll actually live here. Lupul is a SoCal hockey player, and Jade isn't necessarily tied to a certain area so I assume they are going to stick to the warm climate.Too bad for that snowman...

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#yyc4haiti

Posted by Mother Pucker on January 27th, 2010

If you haven't been following along on twitter, this is just a reminder that #yyc4haiti is on January 28th, 2010, 5:30pm, at Flames Central in Calgary, AB.This event features a silent auction and fundraiser with all profit going towards the Canadian Red Cross Haiti Relief. Be sure to follow @yyc4haiti on Twitter for more information! Oh yeah, for those that care this event has also been officially endorsed by Twitter as an official Tweetup!Now you're asking what this has to do with hockey? Well, #1 it's at Flames Central, and #2 there are a lot of hockey related items up for bid in the silent

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Paulina Gretzky is a Smokeshow!

Posted by Mother Pucker on January 26th, 2010

Just got an email from someone who wishes to remain anonymous, but wanted to share this gallery of Paulina Gretzky with everyone. I hadn't paid much attention to her since I saw her sing at a CBC thing at Skyreach before the Heritage Classic in 2003, but HOLY she has sure developed into a smokeshow! Yes, that means hottie. Anyway, check out the gallery for more of Wayne Gretzky Janet Jones' sexy daughter.

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Ever heard of Tri-Polar?

Posted by Mother Pucker on January 26th, 2010

If tri-polar hasn't been invented yet, I think I found the person you're going to see in the dictionary once this word gets published. You're all familiar with Psycho Lady Hockey, but are you aware that there are now three versions of her? And they all talk to each other on Twitter? Ladies and gentlemen, let's get ready to meet out contestants! In the first corner we have the original Psycho Lady Hockey who has continued to take the hockey world (yes both online and offline) by storm. Some people call her a fraud and just a puck bunny, but come on people, she definitely has some serious brand

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Patrice Cormier Suspension

Posted by Mother Pucker on January 25th, 2010

Word finally came down today about what the QMJHL was going to do with Patrice Cormier, and I have to say that I'm pretty happy with the decision. Cormier has been suspended for the remainder of the regular season and the playoffs (no mention of the Memorial Cup, but are they even going there?). I would have preferred a lifetime ban from junior hockey in Canada but that may have just expedited his trip to the NHL/AHL. Now that the Q has taken care of their end, it's going to be up to the authorities in Quebec to decide if there will be any criminal proceedings against Cormier for his vicious

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Hockey Fighting Babies

Posted by Mother Pucker on January 25th, 2010

Nuff said...

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Cam Janssen Smokes Carey Price

Posted by Mother Pucker on January 21st, 2010

I had to look twice the first time I saw this... was that just a goalie?! And he didn't go down like a soccer player that had been farted on by an opponent? Kudos to you Price for taking that hit from Janssen and not being a giant pussy about it.

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Patrice Cormier’s Dirty Hit

Posted by Mother Pucker on January 19th, 2010

So here I am sitting at Original Joe's trying to enjoy a healthy plate of nachos, wings, and some kind of beer that was on sale when the whole place pretty much gasps when this 'highlight' hit the screens. If you haven't seen it yet, and people twitching bothers you then maybe don't watch this and instead read my play by play: Play is coming up the ice... Cormier comes off the bench and skates out there like he wants to kill someone... Cormier lays a vicious elbow on the head of opposing player, knocking him out and sending him into some kind of seizure... players rush him off the ice o

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Alexandre Burrows is on FIRE!

Posted by Mother Pucker on January 8th, 2010

Man is Alexandre Burrows ever on a tear right now. Two tricks in two consecutive games and you can't help but feel good for the guy. I don't care if the Canucks aren't your team, or if you aren't a fan of French Canadians, or even guys that wear #14, you have to be happy for him. He is one of those players that truly enjoys playing the game and plays it well. You're right that he is no comparison to Alexander Ovechkin but still, two tricks in two consecutive games is still pretty kick ass. No, not even kick ass... it's F'N AWESOME!

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Team USA Wins Gold!

Posted by Mother Pucker on January 6th, 2010

Congratulations to Team USA for winning the gold medal at the 2010 World Junior Hockey Championships. I know most people in Canada are disappointed today, and I'm not going to lie by saying that I'm not even just a little bit, but I do have to say that I'm happy for the Americans and their victory. You always want the best pegged against the best right? That is what we had in this final, which was a mother effin whopper of a game, and team USA was the one to survive the Canadian comeback and take the game 6-5 in OT.I didn't write anything during this tournament because I was basically sitting

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