Archive of 2009 February

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Welcome Back Fatso!

Posted by Mother Pucker on February 27th, 2009

There had been a lot of rumblings about the return of Martin Brodeur and how it would impact the New Jersey Devils over the past weeks, but any doubt that was circulating was shot down last night as "fatso" recorded a 4-0 shutout over the Avalanche in his return. Pretty impressive for a guy that hadn't played in 50 games or something due to injury. So now, and not just based on last nights game, are the Devils going to be the beast in the East this year? Yeah Boston and Washington are on tears of their own, but with Jersey's overall play as of late, and having disputably the best goalie bac

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Duthie Breaks up with Tortorella

Posted by Mother Pucker on February 26th, 2009

Awww, looks like James Duthie and John Tortorella have decided not to pursue a long distance relationship now that Torts has moved to New York City. ;) Seriously though, those two together were absolute beauties on the TSN panel. I don't remember how many times I found myself sitting there watching the quiz, having Duthie throw out a question, and Torts saying something snarky like, "That's a stupid question," or "that's so dumb I'm not even going to answer." Sports broadcasting (entertainment?) at it's finest! Duthie wrote an article on his blog at the Ottawa Citizen, and he leaves us w

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NHL Streaming Issue is My Fault?

Posted by Mother Pucker on February 25th, 2009

Dear everyone that has tried to blame me for the lack of NHL streaming, or of certain websites being shut down etc, This isn't my fault. I'm a hockey fan that wanted to spread the word about the free streams and everything else hockey, and now I've become the scapegoat for some? Gimmie a break! It's not like I was the one providing the content, and then decided to pull it out from underneath you for no reason. All I did was simply link to said website and then when the NHL told me to quit it, I did. Now some people are saying that because I linked to said website, and maybe made it a

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The Kostitsyn Criminals

Posted by Mother Pucker on February 20th, 2009

This is just a request from me to everyone else in the media and blogosphere to settle down when talking about the Kostitsyn criminals. Yeah the story is brand new and there is speculation of every kind flying around, but give the kids a break until the real details are released. So far what I understand is the Kostitsyn brothers had some kind of sugar daddy in Mangiola Pasquale. Apparently Mangiola is a rabid hockey fan who took the two under his wing and helped them out with obtaining nice homes, cars, etc. Mangiola is also suspected of having organized crime ties and has been arrested fo

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Is the Claude Lemieux Audition Over?

Posted by Mother Pucker on February 18th, 2009

Is the Claude Lemieux audition over, or at least coming to an end in San Jose? The Sharks brought him in for veteran leadership (which I really don't think they need), but the geezer has provided anything but that. Also, is it me or were the Sharks WAY better before bringing Lemieux into the lineup? Anyway here are his impressive stats so far this year. GP 11, G 0, A 0, P 0, -3, PIM 15, 11 shots. How much are they paying him for his shot per game effort? Regardless, I think its time to end this experiment and go back to the way things were in San Jose. You guys don't need him. And just t

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High Definition Hockey

Posted by Mother Pucker on February 17th, 2009

Why does watching standard definition hockey make me feel like one of those polar bears in this picture? Maybe because its 2009, HD TVs are being pumped everywhere you go, and all sports should be broadcast in HD by now? Not so if you are an Edmonton Oilers fan. I don't know what the heck is going on, but for five straight games on SportsNet, the Oilers have been in shitty SD while every other team and market in the league is enjoying glorious HD. I emailed sportsnet to ask them WTF and they replied, "Thanks for your recent email. Due to a lack of available HD trucks, we are currently in

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Moreau Levels Brown in Open Ice

Posted by Mother Pucker on February 15th, 2009

Ok, one of the hardest open ice hits I've seen in a long time. Think it has what it takes to win the hardest open ice hit of the year? There have been some deadly hits along the boards like when Lucic took Van Ryn right through the glass, but I still think nothing beats an open ice hit. Anyone have any other submissions that they think are better that this one? Post the youtube link in the comments if you do.

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Mike Green Sets NHL Record

Posted by Mother Pucker on February 15th, 2009

Congratulations to Mike Green of the Washington Capitals for setting the NHL record for defencemen by scoringĀ  goal in eight consecutive games. Green has been on quite a tear this season, and has put a stamp on his success by beating this 15 year old record previously held by Bruins d-man Mike O'Connell. So whats next for this kid? If he continues his strong play, he is on pace to score 40 goals this year, which is an incredible feat considering that the last two defencemen to do that were Paul Coffey and Bobby Orr. Not bad company hey?

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3 on 3 NHL Arcade Review

Posted by Mother Pucker on February 14th, 2009

EA Sports has given us a little mid season treat with 3 on 3 NHL Arcade. Remember that old basketball game where you were 2 on 2 or whatever, and you'd be on fire after three buckets in a row? Well, the hockey version is finally here, and I have to admit that I kinda like it! I was a little skeptical at first because I'm a die hard NHL 09 fan, and wasn't sure how this little cartoony game would stand up, but have to say its not bad at all. Of course it doesn't have the depth or the skill requirement of 09, but what did you expect when the players skate around with huge heads, and you can us

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The Angry Win

Posted by Mother Pucker on February 13th, 2009

Anyone that has played a team sport, and some individual, knows that wins aren't always pretty and you aren't always happy afterwards even if you are on the receiving side of the W. I couldn't help but notice over the past couple of weeks when a team that's say in the top 4 or 5 in the conference plays a team in the bottom 3 in the league, the higher ranked team has occasionally had their hands full. Yeah fine they pull out a victory in a shootout or overtime, or with like 3 seconds to go, but still there was that doubt that you were going to get rocked by a team that shouldn't be able to d

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